32 responses to “How to improvise like a Trucker. Truck Drivers can make anything happen.”
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Peanut butter, Right? Stay Safe Out There!!
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Can't you just squad on that fifth wheel?
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Lol
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Don't forget the jelly
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Dude, that looks like you 💩in your hand.
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I only drive straight truck but I LOVE peanut butter so I fully support this.
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Why are you making a sandwich on a rusted 5th wheel???????
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Well peanut oil I guess!
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I would never feed my truck anything i wouldn't!!!!😂
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THE NEW PEANUT BUTTER OIL
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Jelly for oil? How bout 7 up for def 😂
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And when you're sleeping at night, every rodent in the neighborhood will be tempted by the peanut butter smell and will start feasting on the wiring in the newer trucks in which the insulation is made from Soy and very tasty to these little guys. No different than what happens to the newer cars. Rodents move into the air box, make a nest out of the filter and enjoy all the succulent soy based wire insulation, while staying warm on those chilly winter nights.
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I thought he had a pile of shit
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Okay somebody's being stupid
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Mr Lincoln would be proud.
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Smelly paste is stinky!
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What to do when you can’t make it to the bathroom? 😳
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the old peter pan peanut butter trick.
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Hey, it worked for the Egyptians.
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Doo doo butter lol
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A little trick I learned 40 years ago about the 5th wheel and Icy conditions. It's really only for drivers that pull the same trailer all the time. If you ever drove a rig with a poorly lubed 5th you may remember how it binds a bit while turning… if so imagine what would happen if you were on ice. Well even a fairly well lubed trailer will do that but not enough so you feel it. The trick I learned from a driver was to pour a can of STP on top of the grease then drop some air or have the trailer jacked up enough to get under it without scrapping it off. I remember the old truck I was in feeling like I had power steering afterwards but this makes a serious difference on ice… A badly lubed truck will scare the beans out of you if you go to change lanes on make other movements but with the STP the 5th wheel is not a factor as you climb over the ruts you are traveling in changing lanes. I've traveled on ice and one of the biggest worries is trying to leave enough space to stop from the truck or whatever in front. If you leave too much a damn four wheeler will decide he wants in… only he doesn't realize he is in an icy rut so upon gunning it he spins, starts to go sideways so lets off the gas while correcting and suddenly you wish you were still back at the truck stop. On ice the right lane is always too slow but the left will age you. Happy Travels!
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I would fire him if he pulled in with that. Grease was used for the old COVID/flashlight/up the hiney…AND, he drinking bleach, too
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Ok I got fooled, that's a junkyard. Trlr is from 80's, tractor has tires missing, and rusty rims brakes etc…saw his kids last second scrambling for lunch with bread in hand
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Don't say nothing when the dispatcher or broker do that to you
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Get bullshot 5th wheel lube. They oughta put that in essential techniques for professional truckers.
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Is that peanut butter lol
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Oh God….I hope that was peanut butter….
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Looks like runny shi
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So just put some shit on the plate…
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Thats just stupid buy grease at your next truckstop
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You park bye a national park on the shoulder of the road …a sasquatch will turn you over and eat the roadants that are eating the peanut butter. 🚛👽🤙🤟👍
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No, ya go to Taco Bell and get the stale refried beans, cause anyone thats ate a burrito from Taco Bell knows that "Todays beans are tomorrows super lube!" Throw in a few HOT sauce packets and ya got a Tefloned molecular surface that even muscle and sheer determination cant contain, and itll thaw ice! 😮
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